Money: Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

Just be glad it wasn't Justin Beiber music!

willymurray 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:42

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lonely_heart_89 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:52

Umm... Your wife is amazing! I have 86 Glee songs on my iTunes - I love Glee!!

jelly_2k 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:03

win.

katibaby 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:05

there is NOTHING wrong with that

DarkHelmet 10

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:06

WHOOP HER ASS!!!!!!!!

SnailJamsss 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:09

**** Glee. Your wife sucks.

DuckfaceSoccerpu 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:19

why not just by the songs by the actual artists? l:

DuckfaceSoccerpu 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:19

why not just by the songs by the actual artists? l:

amandanau 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:19

totally worth it. I love glee.

coldspider3 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:36

who buys off iTunes?

oglefro 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:36

epic master fail

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