Love: Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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You deserved it 42

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stubbsie 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:16

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

Lorysa 11

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:17

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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CTBKewatt 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:09

as jeff donham sais, now would be a good time to panichh

SherryA 15

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:00

I'm wondering if he is alive right now.. Hmmmmmm...... Makes you think. :/

ShortStar 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:43

that's gotta suck, I'm scared for you

ashtree 12

Friday 5 August 2011 21:34

"Run away, and never return." Can't go wrong with advice from the Lion King.

KillMeAfterIPost 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:50

I doubt his wife is that hot... or half-spider.

SelfieDK 8

Monday 8 August 2011 16:01

YDI.. Kick her back in the kitchen man!

TOL_fml 6

Monday 15 August 2011 5:18

It's been a little over a year now, and I've been wondering if you died yet?

loserman67 35

Monday 15 August 2011 20:00

Change your Facebook from "Married" to "Recently deceased" and beat her to the punch - Seriously dude, move the hell out NOW

askr22 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:35

nice pic! btw good luck with that

anencephalic 14

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:20

You should be.

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