Love: Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to...

Perhaps offering her the last slice of pizza wouldn't have been such a pussy move after-all. Let's just hope this is a joke. Otherwise. Prepare for pain. There's nothing more deadly than a homicidal wife. Nothing.

interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:14

might be a frape

Andraniki 3

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:10

Lmfaoo LOVE the drawing x]

blondie2476 9

Saturday 2 March 2013 14:47

Maybe she accidentally clicked something that changed her status?????

at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:26

Dude. Run.

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:09

take her to a restaurant or any place with lots of people and ask her about it

Starrbabie 11

Wednesday 22 May 2013 3:33

LOLL

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