Love: Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 42

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stubbsie 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:16

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

Lorysa 11

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:17

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 30 July 2011 23:22

What a fantastic illustration. So so so good.

Meixpr 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 0:44

As someone said above, this illustrated FML is ******* amazing. YES! I needed that word to emphasize.

kawaiianime 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:43

Facebook is now useful. xD jk..

brianjman14 22

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:33

I don't really get it. What's with the spider? And I don't know why, but it reminded me of Full Metal Alchemist.

Anastasia95 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:11

Ok dude....full metal alchemist? no...but...yeah i see what you mean !_!

monnanon 13

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:25

shes supposed to be a black widow, a spiderthat kills its mates

Meixpr 12

Monday 1 August 2011 0:06

Erm, widowed. Widow. Black widow. Among other things.

flashback.miss 28

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:48

i have an idea: i think she has a(n)( if only vague) resemblance to the homunuclus, Lust...

Anastasia95 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:09

Ouch...did u like guys get in a row and she pretends like you died?

ActionManly 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:38

OP doesn't exist anymore lol

Anglwrfish 17

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:32

I wonder if OP is still alive... The illustration is perfect, btw.

blinksmilewink 23

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:47

Dun dun dun dun...

HomPuff 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:57

good luck

Chocodeadly 6

Monday 1 August 2011 2:52

Stay calm, and call Batman.

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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 279

You deserved it 3 577

Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 387

You deserved it 274

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Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 123

You deserved it 6 758

Today, I was written up for bringing my son to work. For safety reasons, bringing kids to work is strictly prohibited. I don’t have any kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 281

You deserved it 86

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 823

You deserved it 1 681

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 828

You deserved it 3 589

Today, after two months of recovering from a sprained ankle, the doctor told me I was fully healed. On the way to my car from the doctor's, I stepped on some leaves, which were covering a small hole. A hole big enough for me to trip on and give me another sprained ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 999

You deserved it 119

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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You deserved it 5 858