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By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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By NotHauteCouture - 10/12/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML

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By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 21:33 - United States - Carrollton

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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By oops. - 22/12/2018 16:00

Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML

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Friday 18 December 2009 23:51

Cheer up! You are very handsome -- it's just that your wife has very, very ugly, mishapen ****.

Metu 1

Friday 18 December 2009 23:50

Sweaters with faces printed on them are ugly anyhow, no matter who is printed on it.

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higurashil0v3 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:14

thats f*cked up... -_-;

potatopeeler 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:21

MCLOVIN!! honestly, I think it was voted for because of the idea, not how ugly you are.

polico_wolf 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 2:28

I agree

acertijo 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:29

HAHAHAHAHA awesome :P

schwinn11 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:54

Are you ***'n kid'n me, that has to be the most awesome thing I've ever heard.

ssasjb01 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:59

sweater face printed on=ugliest sweater every single one, could be brad Pitt, still ugly sweater

wh4t3v3R 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 2:24

THE ugliest sweater, you got to have an ugly face for that! HAHAHAHA!

jf7609 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 2:39

Lol, that's awesome

ArtistsSunshine2 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 3:56

Yikes that sucks! FML!

RPGod 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 4:24

So? Sweaters with nothing but somebody's face on them are almost are always ugly. Relax. It was probably a joke.

JulesWinnfield_fml 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:12

Why the hell did she have a sweater with your face on it? And ydi, because anyone's face on a sweater looks pretty stupid.

razz122 5

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:30

fhl for marrying you, you ugly son of a bitch

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