Miscellaneous: Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Norristown

Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By boytoy - 02/09/2009 21:23 - Canada

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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shaBAMalex 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:07

LMAO. bummer, man. buy better shirts?

crazy_cat_lady 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:08

At least you won! Wooohoooo!!! You are a CHAMP!

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shaBAMalex 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:07

LMAO. bummer, man. buy better shirts?

skid1996 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:57

wait... ur biology teacher??? wow get some friends... no wonder u wear ugly clothes

iamsam2 3

Tuesday 31 August 2010 13:27

this is good man! no1 knows u forgot!

xXBlackAceXx 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 21:55

wow ur sense of hummor is gay

beastwill64 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:36

She's a girl

julako 22

Monday 23 December 2013 0:28

can't girls be gay, too?

caretoshare 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:07

Your shirt must have been ugly as shit. Sorryy.

crazy_cat_lady 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:08

At least you won! Wooohoooo!!! You are a CHAMP!

Thebluez 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:15

Ya, you could've pretended like you wore it on purpose and at least you won.

login_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:08

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YouGotPwnd 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:09

No offense, but buy normal shirts...

Lauriebug 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:10

...yay winning though?

el_Caballo 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:12

Hahahaha what the **** were you wearing?

Chatspeak 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:13

Aww...just throw the shirt in the fire.. :]]

tiernang 21

Monday 13 January 2014 3:58

THE fire? you say it like theres just one sitting around waiting to be used. Please excuse my profile picture...

average_girl 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:15

haha i hope u won something GOOD!

Ryokashi 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:15

Well, you're a Freshman, no matter what you wore it would have been considered hideous.

hopper5101 11

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:19

win!!

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