By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 18:33 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
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Wizardo 33

Hey don't worry, she's your daughter and you should love her anyway and it'll just make for an interesting story.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

That's not a big deal. You should just be happy that the baby is healthy!

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tazrichie 11

haha thats just like my ex.

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_winniebell_ 10

Idk if this is accurate but it may change shape overtime :)

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askippy5791 3

Oh that isn't a big deal by the time she's old enough for people to know what is she will be wearing make up

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TKA2012 6

Thug life!!! Jk. Congratulations but dont let something small like birth mark placement affect your feelings toward her

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Sappheira 5

How is that a problem? Why? You only love your daughter if she was attractive?

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edris_305 21

She did'nt choose the thug life the thug life chose her

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dancinwookie 21

She shanked a few b!tches in the womb. Baby girl has street cred already!

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letsgooo_fml 23

Considering birth marks don't grow with people, it will probably look like a freckle when she's older.

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