Miscellaneous: Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine,...

By jfc, how just how - 19/05/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 251

You deserved it 3 783

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 784

You deserved it 1 475

By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 907

You deserved it 1 130

Property is theft

By mu5icadd1ct - 08/07/2016 13:22

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 665

You deserved it 907

By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 835

You deserved it 2 631

Thanks, "Bro"

By probably on death row soon - 25/12/2015 18:32 - United States - Winter Park

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 195

You deserved it 1 595

By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 281

You deserved it 901

DIY FML

By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 02:02

Today, after spending hundreds of dollars on parts and tools, and hours of research to teach myself how to perform the work, I upgraded my bike. It was also today that I made it 4 blocks from my house on my first ride before I hit a curb and broke my collarbone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 000

You deserved it 170

The blame game

By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 690

You deserved it 189

My little boy

By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 00:30

Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 114

You deserved it 104

Nicked

By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 692

You deserved it 116

Ace132 20

Monday 20 May 2013 0:37

Brother of the year!

perdix 29

Monday 20 May 2013 0:44

It's a sign that you both should take up jogging.

Comments

Ace132 20

Monday 20 May 2013 0:37

Brother of the year!

mrdinofly 6

Monday 20 May 2013 1:27

Leonardo Da Vinci, we have a problem.

Nevermind212 11

Monday 20 May 2013 3:42

addiction!

tehhboss 6

Monday 20 May 2013 0:38

At least he felt bad enough that he tried to built you a new bike.

camsterjoe 12

Monday 20 May 2013 0:39

*build

ChenEighty 20

Monday 20 May 2013 1:46

2, if he felt so bad, he wouldn'ta taken the parts to build a new one, nor ride it in the same careless manner as before.

bettyboop428 24

Monday 20 May 2013 2:46

Why so many down votes for 3? He is correct.

camsterjoe 12

Monday 20 May 2013 7:21

Darn tooting I'm correct. Thanks for supporting the grammar Nazi cause. I hope you will be attending our bimonthly meeting later this week.

byron17 26

Monday 20 May 2013 10:44

why does this have so many negative votes???

jipster 11

Monday 20 May 2013 0:41

Steal his money so you can buy a new mountainbike.

TheRandomIndian 17

Monday 20 May 2013 3:58

He'll break that too

niallo 23

Monday 20 May 2013 19:33

So put a good lock on it.

perdix 29

Monday 20 May 2013 0:44

It's a sign that you both should take up jogging.

gc327072 30

Monday 20 May 2013 1:57

Then he might steal his leg!

golden_warrior 23

Monday 20 May 2013 0:46

He can be a mechanic but don't let him drive any cars

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 20 May 2013 0:48

If this was within the period of one day, I think there should be an award for this.

abbypoo 11

Monday 20 May 2013 3:56

I am torn between thinking this kid is a complete genius or a complete dumbass.

clever_name_here 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:39

Same problem 36. But I think 49 has our problem solved

Loser10000 9

Wednesday 22 May 2013 3:08

49: *he's

chanellgymnast 17

Monday 20 May 2013 0:48

Your brother should probably look into another hobby... Bike riding just isn't working out!

keverdeen 14

Monday 20 May 2013 0:48

You should probably keep him away from bikes from now on..

olpally 32

Monday 20 May 2013 0:50

What an idiot. How do you break 2 mountain bikes? Then try to make it work by putting the two broken ones together? What a ******* moron your brother is.

jipster 11

Monday 20 May 2013 0:53

Maybe there were different parts broken so he used the good parts to make a new bike.

olpally 32

Monday 20 May 2013 1:41

Chances are the bikes weren't the same make or model though, regardless if they were good parts he tried to put together. Two wrongs don't always make a right.

ChenEighty 20

Monday 20 May 2013 1:48

22, how do you know the parents didn't get them two similar bikes for Christmas one year?

olpally 32

Monday 20 May 2013 2:01

The fact he messed up the new one he made out of the two broken ones, makes me believe they aren't similar bikes otherwise the new bike would've worked with the broken parts. Ehh. I could see that happening. But I doubt it.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 20 May 2013 2:26

22: Three lefts do!

Soloman212 28

Monday 20 May 2013 3:18

26, if he could break the two separate bikes while they had correct parts, I wouldn't be surprised by him breaking a bike made by him out of matching parts...

potatomanjr 16

Monday 20 May 2013 5:11

You can use any component off any mountain bike to put it on another mountain bike. You can not mix and match road bike parts and mountain bike parts. My team mate today broke a derailure, then jammed up a chain on a back up bike they had. Bikes break often, they are simple to repair, but you would be surprised at how much they cost to repair.