By hungry hungry harvey - 08/05/2016 16:56 - United States

Today, my wife is so determined to keep me on my diet that, as I'm off work for the next week, she has gotten rid of all the food in the house. She has also taken the phones and iPads so I can't order a takeaway, and taken all my trousers so I can't walk to the shops. FML
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fushengyuan 20

Im pretty sure if u can access fml, u can order food online:)

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crankawank 19

I wonder if your wife is super controlling or if you have demonstrated a severe lack of self control •_•

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MidnaLink 33

I think your wife has never heard of a non-crash diet.

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Chirpshooter 1

This seems more like a hostage situation than a diet.

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Attacksloth 33

This sounds more like psychological abuse to me. Can we have an update please? Also, this could have happened in the past, because of the mandatory "Today,..." on FMLs.

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PhoenixChick 26

That's dangerous. If she's left you no means to communicate, what about emergencies?

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LadyLyra 2

Hmmm...as a wife I must wonder what you mean by "gotten rid of all the food in the house". My husband complains that there's no food in the house when our cupboards and fridge are full of food that takes around 5-10 minutes to make and how we've got nothing that is microwavable. :p

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LegitTorture 18

Better try on my dad then lol

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merryhappy1887 20

I would be filing divorce papers as you've clearly married a freaking psycho...

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trucker2 33

Agreed to the diet but in the meantime take that bitches debit card

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