By hungry hungry harvey - 08/05/2016 16:56 - United States

Today, my wife is so determined to keep me on my diet that, as I'm off work for the next week, she has gotten rid of all the food in the house. She has also taken the phones and iPads so I can't order a takeaway, and taken all my trousers so I can't walk to the shops. FML
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fushengyuan 20

Im pretty sure if u can access fml, u can order food online:)

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crankawank 19

I wonder if your wife is super controlling or if you have demonstrated a severe lack of self control •_•

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DashPlays 18

Clearly she cares a lot. Good luck on the diet!

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crzyaznXD 10

Couldn't you ask a neighbor to help you order for delivery? When food arrives just have blanket or towel to cover, and of course don't forget to be grateful to the nice neighbor.

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sousaphonist 14

She took ALL the food, and ALL your trousers? How does she expect you to SURVIVE, let alone stay on your diet, with access to NO food whatsoever?

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manuwish 9

hardcore diet..though she's not really helping, you shouldn't starve, that makes your body produce cortisol which then turns everything you eat into fat to preserve your internal organs..you should have something to eat but healthy stuff like salad fruits and nuts!

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Whiteheads 19

...that's actually quite impressive. She thought of everything. Be happy she cares enough to go to such considerable effort to help you stay on track.

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monagro 22

you don't need to leave the house for a week?!

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kbecks87 16

That is super controlling and a very unhealthy relationship.

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amsterdamgirl 20

that sucks but it is hilarious. you should thank her for her commitment to you. hahaha

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mj5229 9

Take one of your wife's skirts, and say it's a kilt

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