By hungry hungry harvey - 08/05/2016 16:56 - United States

Today, my wife is so determined to keep me on my diet that, as I'm off work for the next week, she has gotten rid of all the food in the house. She has also taken the phones and iPads so I can't order a takeaway, and taken all my trousers so I can't walk to the shops. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Im pretty sure if u can access fml, u can order food online:)

I wonder if your wife is super controlling or if you have demonstrated a severe lack of self control •_•

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She's not trying to keep you healthy shit anything. She's literally trying to starve you to death and cut you off from outside contact. That relationship is more toxic than any food you could ever eat.

Nyattack 14

Exactly, I facepalmed when I saw this... Nobody should "diet", people should have and keep healthy eating habits daily for their whole life, and allow themselves a few splurges from time to time !

What is your wife going to eat if there is no food at all?

And where does she keep your balls and your spine?

Seemed alright until the trousers part.....

It shows that she cares and is very determined.

You should stop letting your wife control you. Your her husband not her pet!

SailorSolaris 43

You need to have a serious talk with her. She went too far.

But the diet will be pointless if you don't go anywhere.