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By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

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Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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You deserved it 3 016

By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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You deserved it 766

videoCWK 1

Friday 20 March 2009 22:46

While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

lolol182 4

Friday 20 March 2009 22:43

ewwww

Comments

DemonicFatty 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 5:29

YDI for marrying a women with a mullet. JK.

blahbbb 0

Friday 17 December 2010 14:16

your lucky then!!!

Boobles89 9

Friday 21 January 2011 8:22

What are you still doing with her if she has a mullet anyway?

jessxdxd 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 3:16

gross! but sorry!

gammielikeoh 0

Monday 4 April 2011 5:30

why did you even stay with HER??? who marrries a woman with a fricken mullet?!?!?

Noname7453 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:03

Sounds like you didn't have to do the dirty work. Congrats

cupcake_19s 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 15:55

sorry to hear that OP. she will probably realize there aren't alot of people out there who accepted her looks like you did!

nateshannon1 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:49

this is not an fml, she is doing you a favor. not even the 80s miss the mullet

beastwill64 16

Monday 28 November 2011 3:40

What does hair have to do with that

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:19

Fyl for marrying a chick with a damn mullet.

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