By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
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videoCWK 1

While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

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i_love_youuu 0

honey, if she has a mullet, trust me, this is an upgrade, even though it may not feel that way now.

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BEB131 0

Well, then doesnt that reinforce her choice of having a change in life, since she hasn't since 84. Still not a good reason though, sucks

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thatguy5207 0

a mullet? really? REALLY?! I don't care when she got it because they have never been good looking on a man let alone a woman.

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funkefan 0

Cut her hair while she's sleeping and when she wakes up ask, "Is that enough?" I'm certain that will help the situation. Not really, though.

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XReply 0

Congrats dude, now you can find someone with a sense of taste in... well, anything.

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luisraulestupapa 0

you married a woman with a MULLET what did you expect?

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cmac86 23

ydi for marrying a girl with a mullett to begin with.

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RebelAngel 0

why shud ur life be f'd? ur getting rid of a woman with a mullet!!! ur life cant go anywhere but uphill

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