By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 258
You deserved it 9 124

Same thing different taste

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While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

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kyliemckee 3

she must be quite a pretty lady if she has a mullet...

That's what you get for marrying a chick with a mullet

it could be worse. at least you weren't married to a woman with a jerry curl.

Well, she had to start somewhere, didn't she? First, the divorce, then the hair... One thing at a time :).

I'm thinking by life change she means she's not hiding the fact she's attracted to women anymore...I mean...mullet...c'mon!

If she has a mullet then why did you marry her?

She had that style for a few years before the wedding. So, I don't think the mullet is a deterrent. BUT, it sounds like she's not the type to wanna shake things up, which Op was probably very accepting of. Now they both have an opportunity to try new things.