By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
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jackieeoo 0

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

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Kingfmltrust 0

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

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The_Sadist 13

OP - You have my sympathies. Mine came with the Valentine's Card. In the long run, you'll be much better off without her.

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medog 0

that's a great present!!! she totally hooked you up

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UpYoursInAdvance 0

OUCH! My Mom married on my brother's birthday and ten years later divorced on his birthday too

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trublu2 0

what a party pooper :(

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

If it has **** or tires, it's going to give you trouble. How true. She'll get the Clap soon, revenge will be a dish best served with open sores.

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sallen0046 4

How do you know this guy's wife is a bitch? "Happy Birthday! You're free!" sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

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xXshotsXx 0

haha that's soo **** up what a bich op slap the hoe with the papers

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brookeface93 0

lol...Happy belated birthday dude.

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daydreamer88 0

I'm so sorry! I don't care who you are, NO ONE deserves that on their birthday!! But happy birthday from me!! You'll find someone MUCH better!

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