Love: Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

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By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 06:00

Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML

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By Jeri - 12/02/2010 08:41 - United States

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

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By GlennGuagmire - 23/10/2016 06:23 - Saudi Arabia - Ras Tanura

Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML

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By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

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By Sarah - 01/01/2013 15:15 - United States

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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You deserved it 164

jackieeoo 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:07

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

Kingfmltrust 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:03

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

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melainie 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:23

thats ******* classic. well, you must havé been a Dick for her to be able to do that

ERich331 3

Friday 20 August 2010 1:14

ladyluck82 is a psycho crazy lady

ladyluck82 9

Friday 20 August 2010 15:31

164 - read comment #185 asshole!! Then you can apologize. I can't believe I'm sitting here justifying my divorce on FML. Waste of my LIFE!

paralyzingsilenc 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:26

nothing says happy birthday like divorce papers eh? Fyl OP

junK_King 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:26

poopy as hell my friend :/

fml22221 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:34

happy birthday

Imaybeslobutstil 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:43

DUDE!!!! cold hearted bitch I'm so sorry!!!!

katiey1313 0

Friday 20 August 2010 2:03

That sucks!

kaytanlovee 0

Friday 20 August 2010 2:40

just remember OP karmas a BITCH!!!!!!

AzWolf 5

Friday 20 August 2010 2:45

Lucky man!

curtisray 0

Friday 20 August 2010 3:30

Best present you could ask for

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