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By INeedaNewJob - 16/11/2014 23:25 - United States - Kent

Today, my wife received a $15,000 bonus from her work. I got a backpack from mine. FML

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By copmagnet - 15/10/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML

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What?

By Patrick - 29/10/2020 03:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Couva

Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

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By Lorna - 06/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got a 15% pay raise. My parents responded by saying, “Congratulations! You can now forget about online shopping packages coming in on a weekly basis and start chipping in for rent and utilities!” FML

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By GeeThanks - 02/05/2017 05:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML

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Great, some ice cream!

By Anna - 11/10/2019 06:00

Today, after three years of working at my current occupation, they decided to give me a bonus for all of my hard work and effort. A 5$ gift card to Cold Stone. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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You deserved it 164

By Perdedor - 07/01/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

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Rolling in it

By Pratik_ra - 01/12/2020 07:58

Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML

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You deserved it 140

By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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Top comments

jerryj 27

Monday 17 November 2014 11:08

If only your backpack was filled with $15000.

bReLiNg 18

Monday 17 November 2014 11:08

let her be your sugar momma for a bit!

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SteakBarker 5

Tuesday 18 November 2014 7:37

My boss once said "Good job, Brain. "

whatwhyhoo 10

Tuesday 18 November 2014 16:20

What kind of job gets a $15k bonus? Some people don't get bonuses.

FISHY15 5

Tuesday 18 November 2014 22:10

Hey her money is your money right

EyRaB 17

Thursday 20 November 2014 16:27

looks like she is the breadwinner

Jburky_10 15

Friday 30 January 2015 0:40

"What's min is yours! . . ."

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 5 March 2015 23:07

That sucks but wouldn't some be yours since you're married?

TacoCat15 10

Thursday 30 April 2015 4:44

Why would you be upset about that? You should be happy for her. At least she has a job and isn't sitting around doing nothing. Don't get jealous of that.

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Wednesday 22 June 2016 6:55

So? At least you guys have money, so what if it isn't the man bringing the most money. I don't see how your life is ****** in anyway.

ZenTHC 0

Thursday 16 February 2017 3:56

can you guess who's nailing the boss?

Sinshine 28

Monday 25 September 2017 21:45

Congrats! Your family just got 15k extra dollars!

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