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By she won't see a therapist - 23/04/2016 04:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML
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allykaymorris 24

At least she's not paranoid that you're sleeping with the maid.

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iluvyahh 16

Well, it's possible.

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claudiajean 24

Sounds more like anxiety and that she might need professional help

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rydersmomma16 21

Holy crap that's a new one. So sorry op.

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thatoneguy500 8

Weird as it is why would that be such a big issue

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lifegavemelemonz 4

You really should have married your ex. Now look what you're stuck with!

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Ixiion_fml 13

If this is serious, and things like this have been happening a lot, she really needs to see a therapist. It could be schizophrenia or another disorder, especially if she's young, like 20-35.

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janderson416 16

And paranoia becomes her.... And her marriage.

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Red_Hot_Roses 16

She needs to go see someone about that. That ain't normal.

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Atmey 5

I thought few times that could've happened to me, some random woman would come to me and tell her child that I am their father.

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