By she won't see a therapist - 23/04/2016 04:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML
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allykaymorris 24

At least she's not paranoid that you're sleeping with the maid.

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iluvyahh 16

Well, it's possible.

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manofmerr 27

You should explain to her that the maid was actually a figment of her imagination, and that she's actually on a island, in a asylum. And that Leonardo Dicaprio is there. She's crazy, so she'll believe it.

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Kitouran 30

Yeah, totally gaslight her. Because there's no way THAT'S not a dick move.

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manofmerr 27

Thank you for understanding. for some reasone everyone else thumbed me down. i cant imagine why.

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tigerisabelle 31

She needs help. And I know it's hard to get her to see a therapist, but maybe YOU should go and talk to someone and see what they suggest, because the paranoia is something I have experienced. And it was absolutely horrible

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leafynitemare 24

I've experienced something similar too. It's definitely not fun and at the time, whatever silly thing you believe completely makes sense to you. And its upsetting because its incredibly frustrating trying to plead your case and could easily become a panic or anxiety attack. Later on, when you are not paranoid, you'll look back and probably also think that what you were upset about was silly.

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crazy_bananas 31

I think it's time you staged an intervention for her to convince her to seek help. Or might have to just force her to see someone.

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GhostFox 33

Time to look into way to force her into recieving healthcare, before she does something drastic because of one of her delusions. Like murdering a hotel maid because she thinks the maid is pregnant with a stolen-semen baby.

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AdamTodddBrown 11

Lol you're married and still using condoms? Also, girl needs some professional help for that level of paranoia. Furthermore, so what if the maid did? You wouldn't have anything to do with it.

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tarlax 11

Being married doesn't make you infertile, dumbass. And it doesn't mean you want kids at any moment.

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sturschaedel 27

Furthermore, sometimes hormonal BC is out of the question, and longer term options (IUD etc) don't apply because they want a pregnancy soon, just not NOW.

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juggalo2 20

My wife magically turned off her reproductive system as soon as we were married.

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IorvethTheXolo 8

Yeah, another married woman here to say that we still use condoms. I'm not about to just start popping out babies because I'm married. Neither of us want a baby although we have considered adopting some older kids (4-6 years old) later on down the line. Why would we just stop using such an easy, simple form of birth control that just helps lower the risk of ending up with something we don't want. I am going to guess that you're not married and are going to be in for a big wake up call when you do get married.

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heyLaddieHey 18

Yeah, some people can't use birth control. Or maybe they decided they want kids soon; it isn't healthy to hop off birth control and get immediately pregnant. A host of ******* reasons that aren't your business moron

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ThunderLightTSV 31

It's a possibility, I guess. But I think someone would have to be a...really kinda gross person to take someone else's condom and try to...do that...

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