Transportation: Help!

Help!

By katie - 27/01/2010 20:03 - France

Today, after spending a few minutes de-icing my car and leaving the heat on so it would warm up, I slipped as I was entering the car and hit my head on the door, causing it to close and lock. I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it. Class started ten minutes ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 658

You deserved it 3 883

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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You deserved it 13 264

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 26 402

Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

I agree, your life sucks 98 356

You deserved it 7 909

By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 435

You deserved it 2 982

By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 530

You deserved it 7 803

By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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You deserved it 7 514

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 177

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 003

You deserved it 17 912

By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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You deserved it 33 390

By Iceicebaby - 15/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 201

You deserved it 668

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:40

Hopefully your teacher will understand, espically if you have bruises from falling and everything. It still sucks though.

maskedman 9

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:46

Show your teacher this FML. He would have to believe you then.

Comments

martyshay 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:40

lol

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:40

Hopefully your teacher will understand, espically if you have bruises from falling and everything. It still sucks though.

guckylynn 19

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:34

People walk in late for class all the time. Who really cares?

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:13

^ agreed

RaKum12 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:09

agree with #14 n jessxoxo28 is hot

fudrick 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:30

Wow, #36, way to cream your pants over a mediocre looking girl over the Internet.

Instanguy 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:07

ActionManly 11

Thursday 28 January 2010 8:02

I think fudrick is hot

bloodhoundbambam 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 8:13

1 #40

Skaternate77 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:40

ouch hahahahhahahahhaha

D_Thr33 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:42

as far as I know leaving the heat on won't warm up your car until the engine is warm anyway

xFattyxWhalex 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:38

no shit. are you dumb on purpose?

superHydrate 4

Thursday 28 January 2010 8:16

as far as I know, when your key is at that keyhole thing in your car, the car won't lock. unless you turnoff the engine, get the key off the hole thing, and put it on the seat. if that's what happened the you don't need to go to that class, that won't help you. ever. again. in your life. not curable state of mind.