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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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By new name - 06/11/2012 22:03 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML

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By singleagain - 15/05/2012 01:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

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By unloved - 18/01/2010 05:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married for 15 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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Bee in her bonnet

By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife bumped into my ex-girlfriend from before we met. My wife said that she’s glad she's hotter than her, and we laughed. She has now mentioned this every hour since then, and now insists I list the reasons why she’s hotter. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2018 19:00

Today, my wife sent me a text expressing her "love and thinking to the future with you, Chad". Too bad my name isn't Chad. FML

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The patriarchy rules

By hyphen - 09/12/2020 18:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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tooiecutie 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

bobaganush?

MaskedAspen 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

Norris ?

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torn8292 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:54

is it Turd Ferguson? and Ive seen captains with last names like, captain rape, captain america, and a black lieutenant called littlejohn

bertoelmexicano 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:08

His name is Keith Stone

keystonelite 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:35

My dads name is keith stone. No lie.

kittyLoveZombiez 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:12

What's your last name?

395krys76 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:15

My husbands last name is what sold me on the idea of marrying him.. LoL (that's semi true)

Btreasure 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:17

Soooo your last name must be Awesomesauce because no last name is that amazing

robberry 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:26

Is she hot and good in bed? That's all that really matters. ;)

slyace 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:30

McLOVIN!!!!

zombicidal 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 3:47

I Love your pic L does hate phones

Jdgaf 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 3:20

Is it Werbenjagermanjensen?

farhil 14

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:26

No, Boba Fett from stat wars

farhil 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:55

Sorry guys, FML moved my comment :( It wasn't just random.

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 3:24

Reason enough for me [= as long as you're happy in the relationship , it doesn't matter!

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 3:43

YOU FOOL! TELL ME YOUR LAST NAME, SO THAT I MAY STEAL IT!

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