By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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jakeshade11 8

Why do people always post shit like this. Like come ******* on, its called a joke. They're ******* teasing you, anyone who gets worked up over this shit is pathetic.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Doesn't it just feel so good to insult people with your unintelligible babble behind your precious computer screen? You act like some random asshat who can't tell the difference between joking and douchebagary the op's wife did.

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jakeshade11 8

You make it seem like I'm a troll... How many times have you copied and pasted that comment? Anyways, douchebagery? You're retarded. The wife was obviously joking. Anybody who doesn't see that, is an idiot. OP knows she was just teasing, but decided to post this as an FML because its funny. I didn't know it was a crime to joke around with your loved one. I say shit like that all the time.

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drawmesunshine 17

Douchebagery. Like habberdashery. But doucheier.

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walrusman 0

Is your name mike hunt? Dixie Rect? Good god what is it!?!

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283leis 8

Lo papa? In Spanish and Italian it means "the pope" no joke! Check google translate.

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drloves69 4

Dude I've got the best last name ever : Love.

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leogecko32 0

I know that feeling bro. Girls say they only talk to me because my last name is Blaha and it's cool. -__-

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StuuPididiot 4

wanna find out how much she likes you? change your last name

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