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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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By new name - 06/11/2012 22:03 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML

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By singleagain - 15/05/2012 01:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

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By unloved - 18/01/2010 05:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married for 15 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife bumped into my ex-girlfriend from before we met. My wife said that she’s glad she's hotter than her, and we laughed. She has now mentioned this every hour since then, and now insists I list the reasons why she’s hotter. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2018 19:00

Today, my wife sent me a text expressing her "love and thinking to the future with you, Chad". Too bad my name isn't Chad. FML

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By hyphen - 09/12/2020 18:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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tooiecutie 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

bobaganush?

MaskedAspen 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

Norris ?

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FU2causeUFML 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:34

But you love her so why do you care?

Haganbottom234 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:36

Bojangles?

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:36

I like to introduce... Mr. And mrs. Busterbalz..that sounds pretty cool.

Pendragon525 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 15:09

Lord and Lady Douchbag? (old SNL reference)

mrjude 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:40

Tell her that the main reason you married her is because you convinced yourself it was time to settle for less.

SadisticStephyy 21

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:41

Well what is it?

yoshivar2002 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:51

It doesn't really suck, at least she married you? And Idk if ydi, since you inherited the name..

DamnitSarahh 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:52

Papadopolous? :D

G97Alex 21

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:15

I know a guy with that surname :D

DrewsFML 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:45

Webster reference

twofirstnames 12

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:53

She stole it haha

Superllama12 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:53

Werbenjagermanjenson?

irokyoursox 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:58

Spongebob FTW!!!

WolfGirlRin 12

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:58

I'd marry someone with that last name :3 and I also know the reference x3

vbmg152 18

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:07

Watch Spongebob much??

Emmy_The_Great 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:23

HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!!

HungerGames95 13

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:51

I love spongebob!!!

HatefulPilot 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:58

My girl only went out with me because of my name. And because I fly! Muahaha :P

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