Kids: Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML

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sydie5 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

heyhihello95 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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vaticanroulette 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 17:19

my mother used to tell me that when i was little...

EnduringPlum 7

Friday 23 September 2011 5:28

It's not during a rainbow- The devil beats his wife when the sun shines when it's raining! My grandmother told me that when I was five and I was not traumatized.

punkin_26 16

Friday 30 September 2011 23:58

What is wrong with her!!!! I would never tell my child that. That is just sick and twisted. Bad parenting if you ask me.

ShadowBitch99 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:23

That's hilarious!! XD

blakegriffinfan 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:17

That really sucks

piwikiwi93 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 13:58

Whhaaaa WHY WOULD SHE DO SUCH A THING!?!? Sob sniffle CRY :(

Baytheshark 14

Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:15

What the **** is wrong with that bitch?

funnyman227 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 16:27

WHO TELLS A CHILD THIS?!?! Your mom sucks.

wmkaz 4

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:55

Wow... how ****** up do you have to be to tell a six year old that? Get your wife some therapy or something.

tappm98 22

Monday 16 April 2012 2:38

what the **** is wrong with your wife?

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