Kids: Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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sydie5 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

heyhihello95 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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meganbrooke69 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:08

Wtf?

VirtKitty 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:40

No no, raining while the sun is shining is when the devil is beating his wife.

leckert2 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:21

It's when it's raining and the sun is out that the devil is supposedly beating his wife. Not a rainbow.

pseudonomous 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:43

Explain Nyan Cat, then D,8

MISTERxBP 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:27

finally! kids are being told the truth :D

phoenixlibra 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 10:26

That's sick. Hello child services?

writergirl23 19

Sunday 4 September 2011 10:26

Probably cuz she kept pointing out rainbows. But wat a dummy. Seriously. You're too smart for her. Comfort ur daughter n tell her mummy's pulling her leg!!

evebright 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 17:25

Creative, but f**ked up! I actually laughed at this one...wish I had thought of it when they were little....

dancincat 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:46

I think you need to take her to a doctor to see if she has a mental disorder like bipolar or something similar. THAT is NOT normal or cool or funny. Wow.

thejake1997 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 21:48

I hope your wife dies, goes to hell, becomes the devils wife so that every time there is a rainbow he beats her.

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