By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 15:15 - Netherlands

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0

Do NOT let your friend use your phone any more.

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misspeg 0

u got a friend who still stays smart enough to use your phone and not hers when she's drunk? props 2 her. I usually don't have a clue when I'm wasted. just keep an eye on your phone from now on. FYL.

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wiserman 0

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst :D go ahead and thumb me down you turds. and drunk at 2 pm? wow. i'm irish and even i can't pull that off.

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OwenC 0

Hello. And this sounds like some sort of person who is a rapist? Like an Elephant in a room?

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wiserman 0

this just in: everyone who thumbed me down is a shut-in queer. **** you ******* faggoty ******-*****. you can all just ass-**** each other until you vomit rainbows. you can suck each others cocks until your lungs collapse. you bitches who voted me down can all go bleed the **** out. how about i give you all a thousand-island dressing you nasty ******* *****? liberal bitch-asses. go lose your virginity at a donkey show.

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Ajjas013 6

First you let us thumb you down and then you make fun of us? It's like a cop telling you it's ok to run a red light and then busting you for it. I think you're the turd here.

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OneandOnlyOne 0

Do NOT let your friend use your phone any more.

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for not paying attention to your stuff

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darkheadlights 4

Your friend drinks at 2 in the afternoon?

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letitbe56 0

Yeah, seriously. I think the FML goes to the friend with the horrible drinking problem. (And yes, I realize the OP probably meant AM. I just think it has more humor value if we leave it as it stands.)

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kukopia 0

No, silly. Her and her friend drink as soon as they get up on weekends. They're both drunk by 2 pm...

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Vaetrus 0

Who the hell gets drunk by 2pm every single weekend. So you sleep the afternoon off and then start again at sundown?

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Chopperman_fml 0

Seriously, your friend is kinda trashy to be drunk that early...

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Crotcho_fml 0

omg, hellooooooooooo the FML says clearly 2AM!!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

where does ANYONE see 2 pm? it clearly says AM

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hotzstuff89 0

it said AM idiot.

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Epickitty58 29

2AM means 2 AT NIGHT MORON #45 #6

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energyphuck 0

bahahaha!!!!! sweet.

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misspeg 0

u got a friend who still stays smart enough to use your phone and not hers when she's drunk? props 2 her. I usually don't have a clue when I'm wasted. just keep an eye on your phone from now on. FYL.

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SadinSherman 16

You could just put a password on your phone

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deaditegirl 0

YDI for not paying better attention to your phone.

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hotzstuff89 0

they said AM. as in morning. nice one.

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Peroxide 3

You have your math teachers number?? He was supposed to teach you about numbers, not his own.

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