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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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The bed is lava

By for better or for farts - 06/08/2020 23:01

Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML

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Hello from the other side

By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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Hell no!

By Anonymous - 14/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife opted for a home birth with a nurse and her mother. Her mother is such a baby-feral, men-are-bastards, hippie feminist dragon that not only did she yell at me when I tried to be in the room, she has now pushed me out of the house. I ended up sat in my car with only one shoe and no phone. FML

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By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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Nervous

By R…… - 28/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

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Double standards

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband was offered, and accepted, pain relief during an ultrasound on his scrotum, and I’m sat here remembering how I wasn’t offered any pain relief at all while birthing a 9lb baby, because I was left in the waiting room so long they told me it was too late for an epidural. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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Slight hiccup

By really - 05/06/2016 21:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, a customer at work was having hiccups, so I suggested she should try to hold her breath for a while. Ten minutes later, she's talking to my manager about how I wanted her to "kill herself because of her severe medical condition." FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 11:25 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

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nerdyninjarobot 5

Saturday 11 July 2015 18:05

Holy shit that bitch needs to be fired. That is so out of line!

SolarLunix 21

Saturday 11 July 2015 18:05

Super unprofessional. Report her!

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FMLusername969 21

Monday 13 July 2015 7:07

Contact the Division of Professional licensure in your area. They will investigate and take action if necessary.

devi_916 39

Monday 13 July 2015 7:10

If the bitch hates her job that much she needs to ******* quit. I sincerely hope you reported her and she lost her job so that she can't afford to buy her precious cigarettes anymore.

FUBAR_88 14

Monday 13 July 2015 9:29

What a bitch, that was totally uncalled for and unprofessional. You're wife can't help the amount of time she is in labour she would be exhausted, I really hope she didn't hear the nasty comment. I hope you have a happy and healthy baby and you and your wife are doing well.

briellek96 13

Monday 13 July 2015 11:09

You definitely need to report her. I hope your wife and child are doing well!

Kristyanne 13

Monday 13 July 2015 12:32

that's rude as **** I hope u got that **** fired for that shit i would have punched the bitch in the face

effdatshit 4

Monday 13 July 2015 16:54

People like that don't deserve the privilege of helping parents bring their baby into the world. Definitely needs to be fired, I hope you spoke to someone about it :/

dreadlocmask 15

Monday 13 July 2015 17:17

Report that dumb ass nurse.

KrDizzy 16

Monday 13 July 2015 19:40

But did he/she die?

Jflowers9296 14

Tuesday 14 July 2015 5:07

Not a good way to ask about the status of the baby.

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 14 July 2015 13:40

if that nurse was left in the delivery room then she probably would of. im just hoping the op demanded a new nurse and then reported that nurse after the baby was born .

KrDizzy 16

Tuesday 14 July 2015 16:24

You obviously haven't watched any of the Hangover movies..

Bluemonster3 26

Tuesday 14 July 2015 1:06

You should have told her that you heard it, then had a go at that bitch, then reported her. If the hospital management was any good, they would fire her. No one should ever say that!! Stupid bitch