By alekoi - 14/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Shelton
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Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!
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When seven dwarf men start peeking on you when you sleep I'd begin to worry. But I think you can cover it with clear plastic or something like that? Worth a shot
Time for a net :)
I'm actually really jealous right now... I wanna wake up with a deer and squirrels in my bed. That would be the most adorable thing ever.
But the FLEAS!!
Oh it sounds lovely, but you see squirrels are not house trained and are horrible guests!
Actually, my uncle had a pet squirrel.. Apparently they make good pets once you train them.. :3
Perhaps This is a sign that you're a long lost princess
Yes you should search your naked body for a secret magical birthmark like Orion from Artemis Fowl.
jademitch
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#beastality
Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!
Your parents seem....nice. I mean it is pretty funny, and you seem ok, but you'd think they'd have at least let you in once it started raining. In any case, I'm glad you and your family all have a similar sense of humor and you seem to look like a person who looks at the sunny side of things ^^ Thanks for the follow up!
It rained while I was asleep and I don't wake up for anything! Lol they apologized for the rain part But yeah we are a pretty easygoing bunch and it was funny, just not so much at the time, especially when I needed to use the bathroom lol they kept telling me to go back to the woods, and calling me Snow White ?
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That sounds a little abusive. Is moving out not an option?
It's called a joke, and people with good relationships with their families make them all the time!
praesidiem
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"Go back to the woods Snow White" Lmao, I'm dying.
PhoeniXCommander
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Why don't you have a screen in your window?
OP you are so funny, your FML was the first one I literally LOL'd to. People told you to refrain from singing and eating apples? Lol priceless. Thanks for sharing your good sense of humor with us.
A screen would still leak water
Do you even know how awesome that would be! Lol unfortunately squirrels are by far the least helpful creature and instead make the biggest mess
At least they stopped coming in...too bad it rained... Well with that happening your window should get fixed soon
Black garbage bags and duct tape should temporarily do the trick.
Bro. Getcha self a pellet gun. squirrl is good eatin
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Maybe don't eat any apples for the next few days...
Cover it with clear plastic.