By alekoi - 14/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Shelton

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML
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alekoi 19

Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!

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swanheart 35

Maybe don't eat any apples for the next few days...

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RealSuperSand 21

Crikey! Nature is lose in your natural habitat.

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kellyem2 20

Garbage bag+duct tape= Problem (temporarily) solved.

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ImBetterInPerson 11

Tape like a garbage bag or another bag where the window was supposed to be

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scice03 8

You're just leaving it wide open? Garbage bag, towel, cardboard, ANYTHING.. And duct tape. At least for the night!

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janfleury 19

Cover with a tarp, wood, or even trash bags.

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never_alone 10

so cover the window. plastic, fabric, wood, duct tape. pick one, any one

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Odia 5

Embrace your inner Disney princess.

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