Animals: Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded... - FML

By alekoi - 14/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Shelton

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

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alekoi 19

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:36

Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!

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swanheart 35

Thursday 14 May 2015 19:11

Maybe don't eat any apples for the next few days...

SadSouthernBell 18

Thursday 14 May 2015 19:10

Cover it with clear plastic.

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BoredomIsReal 13

Friday 15 May 2015 1:26

You're either high or a dog. Or a high dog

xxsakuraxx 29

Friday 15 May 2015 11:36

Wtf?

PhinIt2WinIt 24

Friday 15 May 2015 2:03

then the dwarfs come in and ask wtf you are doing in their house

Bono363 11

Friday 15 May 2015 2:50

Sing a song and they will listen.

Drosophila82 18

Friday 15 May 2015 6:37

As long as a pasty white shovel face confused teenage vegetarian vampire doesn't wonder into your room and then choak up at the words coming out of his mouth I say you're okay.

magickiss87 22

Friday 15 May 2015 7:32

Can always cover it- put up a blanket/towel and secure it around entire opening; move a tall dresser in front of it (put boxes on top of it to reach above the window)... etc. Wishing you the best of luck with the situation, Op!

momac86 17

Friday 15 May 2015 8:51

Just sing to them and maybe they'll help you clean house

Omniprism 14

Friday 15 May 2015 17:39

Plastic bag and duct tape.

shadowshalf 8

Friday 15 May 2015 22:39

You should of thought about that before deciding you're going to be a serial killer in the middle of the woods.

Sudden_flame57 5

Friday 15 May 2015 23:32

where's the downside?

flowerwitch 7

Saturday 16 May 2015 3:18

be one with nature

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