By Muchacha22 - 20/06/2016 17:25 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my work directory was updated to reflect my recent promotion. Due to lack of space, they abbreviated the title. I'm now listed as "Sr Anal". FML
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FueledByFate 24

I'm guessing that it's supposed to be "Sr. Analyst"? Let's hope that you can get it fixed. In the meanwhile, try not to sweat it. It'll be a fun story to laugh about someday!

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unadultfangirl 20

That's fantastic! Sir Anal of Phone Directory! Own it!

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unadultfangirl 20

That's fantastic! Sir Anal of Phone Directory! Own it!

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katachristic 19

Sr is generally "senior". I don't think OP wants to own anything having to do with senior anal.

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VictoriaT519 18

I'm sure #1 understands Sr is an abbreviation of senior. Doubt she was thinking of Strontium, too.

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FueledByFate 24

I'm guessing that it's supposed to be "Sr. Analyst"? Let's hope that you can get it fixed. In the meanwhile, try not to sweat it. It'll be a fun story to laugh about someday!

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rachelthelime_fml 29

As in Senior Analyst? That would make sense. Hope you can get it fixed, OP!

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lusanna 19

Congrats! You must be really good at what you do

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chuka81 27

Extremely good. I hear a lot of guys asking for anal, I've never known one to get promoted for it, until now. It must have been really great anal.

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Youre_A_Pussy 19

That's the opposite of a problem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Tripartita 44

Ironically, a lack of space is usually the opposite reason people are dubbed Sr Anal.

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engineerosaurus 26

Kissed a little too much ass on the road to that promotion. I'll see myself out now.

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Emyka 26

I'm an assistant at my workplace so everywhere my name comes up it says "Eva [lastname], ass."

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joshszz_fml 27

I was Ass. Man. for a couple of years before too, until they updated it to Ass. Mgr. Pity. I really liked the first one.

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Trey7876 13

It's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S ASS MAN!

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lazylahma 10

That is epic own it and make jokes when it's brought up

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centaursTesticle 19

When people try to make fun of you and say "Sir Anal", you could correct them and say "It's SEÑIOR Anal to you."

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TheNewGuy03 28

"Who are you exactly?" "Señor Anal, Shit Lord. I rule you."

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PePziNL 20

Oh don't be so anal about it.

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TheKingOfHearts 19

#12 From now on, sing your ABCs like this: LLLLLLLLL

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