Kids: Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her...

By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

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By idiot - 30/10/2010 20:42 - France

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

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By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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Psycocharger 19

Friday 31 July 2015 0:59

At least she is giving you some money to repair it.

Welshite 39

Friday 31 July 2015 0:56

She's paying the computer toll.

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Killz268 18

Friday 31 July 2015 1:16

better have a warranty, hopefully you'll keep it out of her reach next time

mullfritt 12

Friday 31 July 2015 1:23

Maybe she wanted to play some online poker.

dagarr 11

Friday 31 July 2015 1:29

knock that bitch out

RealSuperSand 21

Friday 31 July 2015 2:22

Put another mark in the "why not to have kids" column.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 July 2015 2:36

Maybe a piggy bank wouldn't be a bad idea...or something like that...

corky1992 33

Friday 31 July 2015 3:16

what a brat. how young is she exactly?

rabbi1010 29

Friday 31 July 2015 6:10

exactly what i was thinking. or maybe she doesnt like her stepmom and is doing this to mess with her.

edmunson 22

Friday 31 July 2015 3:20

Card reader slot is NOT a CD spot...

SPN_lover666 27

Friday 31 July 2015 3:32

Or the actual CD slot which pulls out so you can put disks in it. You can stick a lot of coins in it. The card reader slot is small in a laptop and you can't stick a coin in it since its too shallow or too small

TJRoy 44

Friday 31 July 2015 4:32

There was a 'and' between them. The card reader slot AND in the CD drive. Indicating 2 different things. Quite bad luck, CD drives are becoming a thing of the past, they don't seem to be standard on laptops these days. I haven't had a laptop in years that has had a CD drive installed and I can't remember the last time I used the external one. The card reader is another matter.

bradoiler 15

Friday 31 July 2015 3:47

maybe you can download the money and multiple it

SkylineFTW97 25

Friday 31 July 2015 3:50

If she's little, then it's understandable. My mom said that when I was little, I would stick crackers in her computer's floppy drive (remember those?).