Kids: Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her...

By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

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By idiot - 30/10/2010 20:42 - France

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

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By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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Psycocharger 19

Friday 31 July 2015 0:59

At least she is giving you some money to repair it.

Welshite 39

Friday 31 July 2015 0:56

She's paying the computer toll.

Comments

JKPwnage 27

Friday 31 July 2015 4:06

On the upside, CDs/DVDs are pretty close to obsolete...

RWBYRose 21

Friday 31 July 2015 4:10

She probably thought that's how you pay for things online

injektilo 7

Friday 31 July 2015 4:25

Nobody use dvds anyway. :)

saymynamess 19

Friday 31 July 2015 4:25

Good girl! Welcome to the world of kids...

hoosiergirl94 31

Friday 31 July 2015 4:32

How young is "young"?

itzjstnx 18

Friday 31 July 2015 4:40

well she's learning how to save up money (:

stylinfree 7

Friday 31 July 2015 4:41

doesn't it come with a warranty..?

mintae 10

Friday 31 July 2015 4:52

At least she's creative.

sassy2085 16

Friday 31 July 2015 5:59

Buy her a piggy bank and show her where coins are meant to be stored for next time

mattlikesfunions 22

Friday 31 July 2015 6:58

Get some thin needle nose pliers, and get another pair with the same thickness that have a bent front. It will be easy to get them out. Or just send the computer in the whatever place you have a warranty at.