Intimacy: Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself...

By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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You deserved it 5 483

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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You deserved it 806

By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 40 389

By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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You deserved it 5 246

By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 787

You deserved it 24 250

By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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You deserved it 3 606

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By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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You deserved it 27 123

By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 474

You deserved it 40 093

By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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You deserved it 5 178

By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 725

You deserved it 3 164

By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 074

sailorzoe 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:19

Fired, or possibly a raise?

RodStar 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:19

What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o

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hello_jules 8

Friday 12 August 2011 3:23

Hahaha. Did you keep it going and pick up where she left off? :)

perdix 29

Friday 12 August 2011 3:24

Maybe your friend is applying for a "job."

daydreamer244 13

Friday 12 August 2011 3:25

promotion maybe?? ;)

detective_oreo 0

Friday 12 August 2011 3:26

I hate when that happens

fadingfaith 4

Friday 12 August 2011 3:36

Well Op I guess it's time to start looking at the newspaper's obituaries for a new job.

neongurl98 10

Friday 12 August 2011 3:41

Why ON EARTH do people choose crappy ass then expects people to feel bad for them??!!!??!! Just saying...

okieraider71 4

Friday 12 August 2011 3:52

OP---Read 108's over and over till it sinks in to your (empty) head!!!

Alyta 0

Friday 12 August 2011 4:41

Hahahahaha omg!!!! You made my day! Lol lol! What a nice friend! FYL and F* your friend! Lol

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Friday 12 August 2011 5:38

How did your "friend" come into possession of your phone?

uknowitsJAIME 0

Friday 12 August 2011 5:41

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