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By peanutface - 17/12/2010 13:20 - Canada

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By thisguy - 24/02/2012 01:54 - Canada

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By frozensolid - 24/01/2013 21:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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By shaft2112 - 03/12/2015 20:19 - Germany - Emsdetten

Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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epic_phail 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:06

this is why I don't take the bus

reaver24 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:06

what an ass, hope u didn't freeze too bad

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xo_xolol 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:26

Where I live in Canada, by December 17 it's normally -25 degrees Celsius but if you're a real Canadian you get used to it.

benniful 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:11

your Canadian like me sooo props budday :) oh and next time you see him, tell him I say **** you :p

TypicuL 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:58

Trolled!

completefatazz 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 6:06

**** the bus

RUSH777 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 1:33

Canadian winters aren't that cold, compared to other country's... I've lived here my whole life.

dubbadee123 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:35

immagine that but. with a broken rib and the runs and that is what I went through

megapeyt 17

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:28

-bus passes by- What's going on eh? Sorry too good to pass up

Plasmalaser 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:15

Lol Ikr this happened to me in almost the same way last Christmas, as the bus was stoping for a red light about 2 meters away from the stop, I was told if have to run to the next stop to get on. So merry ******* Christmas to u too u asshole bus driver

thebest200 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 11:09

Damn! I know the feeling

15949058 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:25

My busdriver didn't let a girl on in the middle on Winter in Kennebunk Maine. She was banging on the bus door and the bus driver drove off and leaving the girl in the middle of Route 1. Man did the Elementry school kids and the bus driver get an earfull from the father of the girl.

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