By biblewanker - 17/12/2010 16:05 - Australia

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Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML
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Doortje 29

You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".

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krushr 3

Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."

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marleyvk 0

aawwwweh! :( id jump out and be like "Surprise! you dirty, dirty boy" then go call the cops.

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Blippety 23

Why would you call the cops because someone was masturbating?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

HE was at the urinal? Bold. You should've made some noises and scents that would've encouraged himto leave.

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satomi_ishida 0

Lol Foe. Also, how did no one walk in on him? That would have made him stop too. .....I hope.

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kiwi00 0

He was probably hoping someone would walk in.

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cat444des 0

Tell him the church is across the street. Bathrooms are not confessionnals. lol

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perdix 29

Hopefully, he got to that one about Onan spilling his seed and getting whacked. Make a run for it when the smoke and brimstone clear!

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lol_ironic_life 9

Terrifying indeed! Perhaps he knew you were there and wanted an audience?!

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