By Anonymous - 04/12/2014 19:33 - United States

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Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML
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EggsinaBasket 9

Must have really blown to wake up to that.

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GoldFishPony 21

I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now

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at0micmin3r 23

What business is it of yours what your parents do?

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Spark_Slicker 19

I'm gonna sit next to you somewhere and change my tampon right there. What business is it of yours what I do right next to you?

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Mrtigerblue 14

#137 go ahead you can probably be fairly discreet about that especially on a low light flight and if not I'm sure some people would enjoy the show. I mean really. although you yourself would probably feel awkward but people generally don't stare at your crotch so they probably wouldn't just automatically even notice

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Spark_Slicker 19

No one would notice me changing my bloody tampon? You seem to think people are way more oblivious than they actually are.

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CaptainRR 20

Hmm... As a family doctor, I strongly suggest that you bleach your eyes for 60 minutes.

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SHOEBOKA 2

You should have told your mom: "NO, DON'T SWALLOW MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS"

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