By Anonymous - 04/12/2014 19:33 - United States

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Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML
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EggsinaBasket 9

Must have really blown to wake up to that.

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GoldFishPony 21

I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now

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Oyas12 14

What dumbass would press "you deserved it"?

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RBW_Slave 9

OP deserves it for waking up too soon! :P

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larlar9800 17

I guess it's good to know your parents still have a good relationship

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DoubleDosexo 12

I woke up to my parents having sex when I was around 10. Yeah, I didn't get my own room till I was 11.

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jenn16zazu 16

I never had my own room until after I turned 18 and moved out. :(

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drayloon 50

The mile high club, for lazy people

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joshi42 16

So what? Close your eyes and let her finish the job. Your mom is a nice woman, who loves her husband. FHL for having a son like you.

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slyde32 12

yeah, **** her life for having a son like op, **** him, who gets disturbed at the sight of his mother giving his father head...

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vreid 20

Explains why it's called a red eye

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