Miscellaneous: Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2014 19:33 - United States

Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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Peek a boo

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 02:31 - United States - Tampa

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Parenting is exhausting

By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - 28/12/2015 05:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML

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Scarred for life

By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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By jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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By f*cks_sake - 13/05/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML

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Friday 5 December 2014 0:15

Must have really blown to wake up to that.

GoldFishPony 21

Friday 5 December 2014 0:17

I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now

Comments

Tr0ub3l 12

Friday 5 December 2014 10:12

well that blows..

interesting33 36

Friday 5 December 2014 10:24

How do the flight attendants not stop them?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Friday 5 December 2014 11:57

Your mom must be really flexible... o.0

Tannasgh 22

Friday 5 December 2014 12:02

Gak!

KylaJo 8

Friday 5 December 2014 15:32

Plot twist it wan't your mom ...

alexandrarae 13

Friday 5 December 2014 17:23

Couldn't have been that stealthy if you noticed

Ki11erC 18

Friday 5 December 2014 19:25

Red eye flight? Everyone getting stoned mid flight? Sure you didn't mix the weed with the DMT?

cookie1207 19

Friday 5 December 2014 19:30

Ohh shit

missmisery86 11

Friday 5 December 2014 20:14

omg WHY. thats awful lol

xluciferx666 21

Friday 5 December 2014 20:33

Hey it could have been worse you could have woken up to your mom full on performing the rodeo

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Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML

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