By Anonymous - 04/12/2014 19:33 - United States

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Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Must have really blown to wake up to that.

I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now

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Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
Icellea 1

Back when I was in high school I was riding the bus to the middle school one day and I have the horrific memory of the couple in the seat behind me giving/receiving a ******** on a very crowded bus. I think I was the only one that noticed because I was the quiet kid.

Icellea 1

To make matters even worse I remember the guy telling the girl to quit because he didn't love her and she was like of course you do silly. I was wayyyy too disturbed to even say anything.

apparently there are a lot of prudes on FML. sure it sucks for the kid but those parents are awesome. I mean sure the kid will have issues but that can be forgotten just close your eyes and listen to a book or something. props to the parents who are doing something fun and safe, no one else would see(probably) and they get added excitement, I see no problem with this. well I guess I'd make sure my kid was asleep but I mean after that it's fair game(although also a act that would get you to be a sex offender if prosecuted)

#123 maybe I'm a little weird. have a few kinks, exhibitionism being one of them but I don't view that as bad or unhealthy even as long as it's controlled, like I wouldn't just **** someone over a table in public but maybe finger them in a booth where no one can see. there's no harm in that

AylaMarie92 18

You're awesome. I'd do that too lol

It's unlikely when you do sexual acts in crowded public places that nobody notices. But the point is you shouldn't feel entitled to do whatever sexual thing you want in front of other people who didn't consent to it. It's common freakin decency. ESPECIALLY right next to your CHILD. And depending on what age they are, it could be considered sexual child abuse.

The point is it was in a public place. I think it is fine to have excitement and I get it, if you spice it up by doing it outside or something but on a flight with other passengers it will just make people uncomfortable. It is not an appropriate place when other people are in the room.

#131 I don't give a damn about common decency. as far as other people seeing it isn't common practice to stare at other people in public. I wouldn't go for a bj but that's because if they did look yes there would be issues and I don't want to be on the sex offender list, but a hand job or fingering no problem and inconspicuous. I wouldn't care about other people doing the same and I wouldn't look at them. as far as child abuse I doubt it. they are e not forced to watch or participate, that being said I would have made the child sit in a different row but that's me. #141 a crowded room is totally fine as long as you don't get caught. if they do notice yeah it'll cause lots of uncomfortablity but I doubt they would notice in this situation. blankets and pillows can hide an awful lot also as I said people are too polite to stare at others.

So it's impolite to stare at other people but perfectly fine to finger someone in front of strangers? Wow, dude. Real classy. And it doesn't even matter what your feelings about it is, it's against the law. So I really hope you are as stealthy at sexual acts as you think you are, otherwise you'll be having some run ins with the law.

ADBurns 22

Forget red eye.... That image will burn the back of your brain for years to come... my condolences OP.

On the plus side your parents seem happily married and I doubt they are getting divorced any time soon.

I would yell at them and tell them that it's simply ****** up