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By kal - 23/02/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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The final straw

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

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Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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The good old days

By FBfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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Fishing

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML

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fwongraven 10

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:08

Well how many of these groups did you join, exactly? If you're part of the current Facebook craze of joining a million groups and pages that 'relate' to you, especially the relationship-related ones, YDI.

Wildee 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:15

your boyfriend is a douchebag, fyl.

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rafter007_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:40

ydi! if you fake it he wil never learn! educate him!!!!

socaliliy025 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:16

Why even join such a "group"? mate you should work on your issues.

greatsarcazm 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:24

fml is **** my legs

WutAChamp 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:12

great sarcazm lol

dudefromnyc 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:43

then u shud join I just dumped my bf group

LauraTheKiwi 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:50

i like your picture, snickerdoodles. :D

danielley96 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:56

awwhh that is soo mean.

taisalape 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:17

awesome!

CarterLover 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:21

you should seriously dump him. that's not a good bf

TRK212 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:47

LOL at 43, umm. no life if you look up the crap and sorry that theirs @ssholes in the world . . .

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:09

-_- kids that join stupid facebook groups.

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