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By kal - 23/02/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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The final straw

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

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Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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The good old days

By FBfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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Fishing

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML

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fwongraven 10

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:08

Well how many of these groups did you join, exactly? If you're part of the current Facebook craze of joining a million groups and pages that 'relate' to you, especially the relationship-related ones, YDI.

Wildee 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:15

your boyfriend is a douchebag, fyl.

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kevinwestonjonah 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:10

good for him

xosaycanuROCKx 0

Friday 28 May 2010 21:48

http://touch.facebook.com/index.php?lh=e91b15f14c3129f95f6c419aefa3d2e5&eu=zZ5lyfV9I0z-BK-4mfxjpA#/profile.php?id=120173424664532

PandaBear492 0

Monday 14 June 2010 3:08

I hope you dumped his ass.

SirJamie77 7

Saturday 31 July 2010 17:47

"Pwned" Isn't a word.

cheese666 2

Tuesday 14 September 2010 6:40

this is bullshit u can't comment on someone joining a group dumbass

jeaLousyTURNSnv 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:40

im sorry to laugh. but lmmfao thats pretty funny. don't take it to heart its just facebook. && thats the problem with social networks now, ppl take it too seriously !

PuNkGiRl2231 13

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:04

my ex broke up with me on facebook... he changed his relationship status..

BroadwayGirl16 6

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:09

I really hope you dumped him after that...

nightrose0087 10

Thursday 7 February 2013 6:07

Lame.

BlitzPKF 10

Thursday 14 March 2013 7:16

Facebook groups are a waste of time, you could be hanging out with your friends or boyfriend instead of joining digital groups

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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Today, I was having a deep conversation with a woman at a bus stop about philosophy. Little did I know, her boyfriend was rummaging through my purse while she kept my focus. I’m a PhD candidate in philosophy, and it was the best conversation I’d had it months. FML

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Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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Today, I went back to work after a horrible bout of respiratory illness. After a few hours of using hot tea, cough drops, and tissues to deal with my lingering cough, I found out that my asshole coworker has filed a formal complaint about me disrupting her concentration. FML

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Today, my mom accused me of stealing $350 from her. She didn't accuse my unemployed brother, who just bought a brand new iPhone. Even after he confessed to her, she thought he was covering for me. My brother has a criminal record for theft. FML

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Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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Today, my wife asked me when will my sex drive just stop. I'm only 39. FML

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