Transportation: Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't...

By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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Thursday 4 June 2009 9:10

you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 4 December 2011 2:09

some people get motion sickdumbass

Comments

BILMAN 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:30

FAKE!!! but if true beat her up! and puke back on her...or even worse, take a deuce on her!

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:07

That was you? I was sitting next to you on the second flight! ****** you smelt so bad! damn!

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:11

fyl im sorry dude. anybody who clicks ydi are jealous they didnt get puked on.. but yeah fhl too for having such badd coordination... how hard is it to puke in a bag..... lol..moron

Marky133 5

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:44

I am sorry but #7 that's freakin hilarious. Well I would have told her it's kool if she was hot and needed comfort. But if she was down straight needing plastic surgery than it would have been what the f lady are you insane!?

zeusseta 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:50

Do you have cloths in your bags?

ISCxGUYI 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:56

Just change clothes.

BeautifulLove2 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 22:09

ewww thats sooo gross, i would literally die. I cant stand sitting next to strangers on the plane first of all, then having one puke on you....thats just terrible. I'm sure they felt bad but still.

nicolee_24 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 22:17

#5 she could have got sick from flying in the air. Not everyone knows if they will get sick from flying. Anyway that's gross. You should have puked right back on her :) bahaha

nuclear 0

Friday 5 June 2009 1:30

God, that sucks. I think I would have thrown up too. I'd feel terrible though. How embarrassing. And when you're throwing up (or feel like you're going to) the last place you want to be is in a crowded plane sitting next to strangers. Man, FHL! Oh and FYL though. I hope you didn't end up throwing up or something. Even though others have already pointed this out.. I'm still going to do it. :) #5 People get air-sick. I'm sure you've heard of it. Yknow, like getting car-sick? If she wasn't feeling well though she wasn't going to cancel her flight just because of a mild stomachache. It's expensive. #16 No you can't.. How the hell is that the airline's fault? You can't always blame someone just to get money or something in return. Jesus.