Transportation: Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't...

By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:10

you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 4 December 2011 2:09

some people get motion sickdumbass

Comments

illeyad 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:41

This is an FML indeed. I promise, people getting sick in the airplane is rare. By the way #40, it's likely the woman who vomitted could not get up because they were either mid way through take off or experiencing turbulance which would have prevented her from getting up to go to the washroom safely. OP i hope she offered to buy you a new outfit, it's the elast she could do for panicking and missing the bag.

rinnychan 2

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:16

#5....they have those sick-bags for a reason. Because some people get MOTION SICKNESS. She wasn't necessarily sick WITH anything.

killrranged 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:19

Wow that's so gross... I would have puked having someone elses puke on me.

hanoj 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:38

Ew. Thank for sharing.

hanoj 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:41

Guys it's not her fault that she threw up.

C_Renae_F 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 15:09

Wow that really sucks for you! I hope it didn't happen again on the next one

H00K_M 8

Thursday 4 June 2009 15:19

Was she hot? What a great opportunity to join the mile-high club while cleaning yourselves.

imsleepingbeauty 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 15:42

I would go totally ballistic! I would have been screamimggggggggg! And make the plane, make an emergency landing. If someone looks ill at all, I'm so out of there, ASAP!

MadeInCanada 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:02

That's nasty.

anglcdvl89 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:22

#42, I assumed she was sick pre-departure because the OP says she wasn't feeling well. Granted this may have been because she was overcome with motion sickness. Guess we'll never know. Doesn't matter anyway, this is definitely a FYL.