Miscellaneous: Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses.... - FML

By incaseudidntkno - 18/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML

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incaseudidntkno 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 21:17

They were Oil Rig Oakleys and my face still hurts. My friend also got punched in the nose haha.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:17

Objects in mirror may be meaner than they appear.

Cashtangoteam 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:18

You're supposed to black out after the concert

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CBlaze93 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:56

Cool story bro

zombicidal 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:57

who knew such bad asses want nice glasses and Selena Gomez tickets

incaseudidntkno 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 21:27

it was blink-182. in Camden. haha

zombicidal 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 21:54

I actually like blink 182 too bad you didn't get to see them I will now vote fyl sorry man

Turner_22 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 22:52

Where did you ever get the idea it was a Selena Gomez concert? D:

zombicidal 11

Monday 19 September 2011 0:13

first thing that popped into my head

rarememory 7

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:02

Daaaamn son you got knocked the **** out lol

RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:09

Aww man. fyl. no other option.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:16

Hahahahahahahah

EmmyBabe_fml 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 23:24

I bet you wouldn't be laughing if that happened to you.

incaseudidntkno 11

Monday 19 September 2011 3:45

Thanks EmmyBabe ;)

Matias_Says_FML 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:33

YDI for having cool sunglasses then!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 19 September 2011 0:50

Umm, why would anyone deserve to get sucker punched in the face, and their shade's and ticket stolen?

Matias_Says_FML 4

Monday 19 September 2011 1:07

And again...for having cool sunglasses!

starwind3438 9

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:33

Were you wearing them at night?

incaseudidntkno 11

Monday 19 September 2011 0:20

No.

Mitch_Connor 11

Monday 19 September 2011 1:57

See, OP? That's where you went wrong. If you had worn them at night, you could have kept track of visions in your eyes. Thus, punching that guy before he punched you. Well, hindsight is 20/20.

Dcm210 19

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:34

some people are assholes

incaseudidntkno 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 21:24

true that haha

brianjman14 22

Sunday 18 September 2011 22:04

GIIIIINNGEEEERRRR!!

tona01 16

Monday 19 September 2011 2:31

NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Flamedude101 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:34

Aaah I see he used the "getting lubed before getting ******" technique :D

WOLFEYES72 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:34

Okay this is the fifth ******* time in 2 days my comments been deleted altogether. **** you FML team.

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