By incaseudidntkno - 18/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML
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incaseudidntkno 11

They were Oil Rig Oakleys and my face still hurts. My friend also got punched in the nose haha.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Objects in mirror may be meaner than they appear.

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Cashtangoteam 10

You're supposed to black out after the concert

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Comments

perdix 29

I guess he took your ticket and sunglasses as tokens of your gratitude for his heartfelt compliment. A little presumptuous, perhaps, but it's in the bounds of high-class etiquette.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

That's when you go all Iron Man on him, track him down, and shoot flamethrowers and shit at him.

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kidwiththeface42 7

So it was an ACDC concert then. Ah. Makes sense now.

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FYLDeep 25

Should have follow the model created by ZZ Top. Only ever walk around in cheap sunglasses.

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leadman1989 15

You mean his shades... Where were your friends? FYL!

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incaseudidntkno 11

The guy hit my friend too. He just cheap-shotted us before we even got the chance to say anything.

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BjgUsername 12

No i believed this up until that comment, no ******* way could u not only get hit and one shot knocked out but your friend saw it and wasn't expecting a fight? No ether you had no friend Or Your a lying sack of shit

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incaseudidntkno 11

I guess you dont fully ubderstand what teenage kids do at concerts

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phoenixslayer69 4

So complement quick punch turn punch other guy search you take glasses and ticket walk away impressive on the guy who jacked you.... Most people couldn't cold **** two people that fast

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No_LoveMM 3

Whoa whoa 131 whoa, in your pic you are going about 120mph and you are NOT wearing your seatbelt?!?!

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Crazyforcheese 6

Lucky that he didn't take your clothes as well

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perdix 29

It would be ironic if it were a Corey Hart concert . . . and it was at night.

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FYLDeep 25

It would be sweet if the concert was at Miller Park. You could see him play baseball and then finish with him performing all of your favorite Corey Hart song. (I know that according to the English language "song" should be plural, but should it really?)

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perdix 29

I always wondered why that isn't his theme song when he comes to bat. I've been to two Brewers games and thought that would be funny. Nyjer Morgan shows us you can play excellent baseball while having a sense of humor.

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incaseudidntkno 11

I got to the blink-182 concert at 4 and it was still sunny. So i felt like wearing my glasses. Jeez. Cant you give a guy a break?

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Enslaved 36

I'm going to see Blink182 this Saturday! Look forward to seeing MCR, too! I plan to leave my sunglasses in the car after reading your FML.(:

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perdix 29

I guess you shouldn't have Blinked 182 -- you might have seen the sucker punch coming.

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mattmalin11 0

Nope, it's a Robert Downey Junior concert... ACDC's song wasn't even in the movie. I will say this Mr. Shamus- You are indeed witty!

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