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By Anonymous - 11/12/2017 14:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, on our 5th anniversary, I asked my boyfriend what he loved most about me. He told me with brutal honesty that it's how I look like, act like, and have the same first name as his favourite character from Family Guy. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Aw, I'm so happy for you, Greased Up Deaf Guy.

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queenpenguin90 5

Why on earth did your parents call you kool-aid man?

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julfunky 29

You really need to pop on here and tell us which character you’re referring to. These comments are getting a bit much.

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MamaChey 24

You don’t HAVE to read them, you know...

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Yudith 24

Peter? Chris? Or *shudders* Herbert?

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pastafanatic 13

It’s okay, Joe. I’m sure you’re a beautiful and lovely woman.

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pastafanatic 13

Or man I just realized OP didn’t specify gender. Oops, my bad.

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CoyoteOldOne 17

I can't think of a single character on that show I'd like to be compared to. Have you considered replacing him with something better, like perhaps a grownup? Or a puppy? Puppies like you for who you are. I hope he is better at apologies than compliments! :)

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Glowworm56 26

The funny part is, back when I was in college and used to watch Family Guy--we actually knew a girl who looked exactly like one of Meg's nameless friends she usually hung out with. We were all rather amused including the lookalike herself--especially because one her lines in an episode was "Let's compare breasts." She couldn't believe "she" said that.

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RichardPencil 30

I had a boss that looked just like Peter. Same body, same cleft chin!

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Glowworm56 26

Please tell me he laughed just like Peter did every time you asked for a raise.

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RichardPencil 30

I got a different job after a few months. He was an unbearable ass!

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Caci Johnson 9

As long as you're not Meg, I would have no complaints lol

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

hey, at least he's honest

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