By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML
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Chelsea_Grin_10 0

you shud of kept it as a pet n named it cuddles :D

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iskusmarines 0

I had the same problem. You can solve it by shooting the raccoon, or putting poison in the trash.

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Skroal_stomper 5

Did he get you? I hope not. I would be worried about rabies.

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2kool4skoolyo 0

I like how this stuff only happens to girls I bet OP is blond

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KingDingALing 9

**** slap the racoon.

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fakeaccountX 6

Ahhhhhhhhhh it's everywhereeee it's in my raccoon wounds :)

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hairt 4

#38 really?? :( haha. they look so fluffy...

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JayJayAttackAtta 5

23, don't listen to him. raccoons are very cute. my biology teacher even has a pet one named fric-frac. no lie

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zerobahamut03 2

Omg the garbage bandit! Awww it must've been sooo freakin cute. did you hug it and take it as a pet? like the episode of king of the hill when bobby took one as a friend :)

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Obecny75 0

How is finding a raccoon an FML? Unless it attacked you and you got rabies or something its really not a big deal at all.

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kaijapapaya 0

Raccoons are vicious. Of course it's an FML when you intrude on a pissed off creature with claws.

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yourlifesfucked 0

nah raccoons are cute. and sometimes vicious. but mostly cute.

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GLOCKMAMA 0

I have a pet raccoon & yes she is very cute & sweet & cuddly. Sleeps w/ me & everything However if she doesn't like u she will attack & bite the shit outta u. She doesn't care for my husband much. FHL huh.

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Gorillaninja 0

Are u really that stupid? If it was a rat it is still an FML.

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jew_lala 11

You all are city slickers- wild raccoons when cornered: aka garbage!! can are extremely crazy and agreesive and they can grow to the size of 50lb dog!

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ThePwnapple 0

You deserve it for doing manual labor. who does that anymore?

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TigerMania09 0

haha sucks for you but is it her fault cause ur the one who got the ticket

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LuCanO 0

# 12 FAIL!!!! Anyway FYL OP that must hurt, raccoons are viscious, dangerous creatures.

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momony_fml 0

FOOL !! You lose! You get nothing !!

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