Love: Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept...

By drop dead single - 22/11/2014 13:44 - United States

Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By jon - 26/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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What the hell?

By Anonymous - 02/06/2024 07:00 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 20:00

Today, I asked the guy I'm dating if he could not drink on our next date, because he ends up drunk-driving every time. His response was, "This isn't working out." FML

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cherries62212 16

Saturday 22 November 2014 23:57

and some men just don't understand that no means no. -.-

ZoroMiHawk 25

Sunday 23 November 2014 0:06

"Friendzone" is a term used by bitter guys who think that just because they're "nice" and "sweet" and do everything for their crush, they automatically expect that the girl should also have romantic feelings back for that guy

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rainbowdonnareed 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 5:37

lord men! come to the rainbow side become a lesbian! oh never mind third date you would be unpacking since 2nd date for us is renting the u-haul truck! good luck!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 23 November 2014 6:57

He should learn to wait

LibertyLife20 20

Sunday 23 November 2014 7:00

You deserve better!

gary3768 13

Sunday 23 November 2014 7:02

Damn I guess I have been out of the dating world for to long. I didn't know that if a woman didn't put out on the first date the guy was put in the friend zone

skylabee231 3

Sunday 23 November 2014 7:05

You kinda DI for cockblocking him. It's not cool

lallolindo 10

Sunday 23 November 2014 9:06

that sucks! honestly, everything is rushed these days, u did your thing hoping he'd understand, but media now glorifies the thought of the, "friend zone" that any girl who won't, "give it up" sent the poor guy there. it's bs,

Ki11erC 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 10:05

3 dates and .... ;) I always thought that was just some movie bullshit, stupid to apply to real life.

Kirtres 4

Sunday 23 November 2014 11:20

"Oh honey, you didn't get friendzoned. That would imply that I wished to see you again"

luststarrr 22

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:35

Exactly this! I'd love to see that OP posted something of this nature in response to his status on Facebook.

SpazTheGreat 14

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:49

See, it's those guys that have ruined the word "friend-zoned" because now it solely belongs to asshats who think they deserve whatever they want. The REAL "friend-zone" is something that happens as a result of USUALLY either fake people, or people who haven't realized what is right in front of them. It is NOT about people who respect themselves and want to take things slowly.