By drop dead single - 22/11/2014 13:44 - United States

Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML
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cherries62212 16

and some men just don't understand that no means no. -.-

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ZoroMiHawk 25

"Friendzone" is a term used by bitter guys who think that just because they're "nice" and "sweet" and do everything for their crush, they automatically expect that the girl should also have romantic feelings back for that guy

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juststephhere 23

Guys like that are just douchebags... Just stay away from guys like that! I'm sure you'll find someone much better :)

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Rogerrr57 21

You know, it's stuff like that that makes me wonder if humanity is dead

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cmchappy 25

Either way that dick is out of your life so you partially won this round in life

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AnyaS 19

Ugh. Some men can't understand what "no" means. I had to do the same thing on a first date and he called me a lesbian for the rejection.

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mishwarner 14

What a pig. It's a good thing he showed his cards so early, he sounds like a sexual predator. Good luck finding a normal human - they are out there

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Zebediabolical 39

If he was a sexual predator he wouldn't have left and been 'friendzoned'.

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allplayedout 20

Well you'll probably be seeing him on a database that flags his location someday, so best to know what a broken tool he is now.

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glabberfasted 16

Facebook practically is a database that follows your location already.

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Tsukiyomi 16

It's times like these I'm ashamed to call myself a man Don't hate all guys OP. Just those of us that act like that

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Hash13 13

Did you comment on the post - u deserve a friend zone.

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sunnyray812 42

He doesn't even deserve THAT! He deserves to be in the stranger-zone.

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Im putting my money she sent him to the creep-zone

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C4p3h4r7 4

Question, who were you replying that to?

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